Goerfeldt: Alright, team. I’ll admit, that one could have gone much better. If I’m being honest, I have my doubts we’re going to get paid this time.
Silverfish: Yarr. Well, I’m out.
Red: Yeah, this is probably a good time for us to part ways.
Goerfeldt: What?! We’ve only just gotten started! That was a Drau in there, people! We couldn’t have stopped that! We did SURPRISINGLY well! - Look, I’ll write us another song. Something that will help to make Paladin Avalir see her way to compensating us for our troubles... It has to be meaningful. Something - Sad! GOAT! Your violin!
GOAT: FIDDLE!
Goerfeldt: Yes! Ok! Your fiddle! Play us something slow and sad.
GOAT: YEH!
[Strained fiddling]
[Thud / Violin Stops]
Goerfeldt: [Uncertain] Yeah. Umm... Okay, then. How about I lead, and YOU follow ME?
*Strums*
Oh, Selicia
We completed your task,
There may have been some complications,
But We did as you asked
Rotgrum lead us to Risengard,
We ventured inside,
We returned all the information
That we could find.
Oh, Selicia,
Please be kind.
Their ritual was already underway
I retrospect, we should have planned some way
To send you some form of communique
To alert you in case of an emergency.
(I suppose hindsight is 20/20?)
We took a chance,
we took some blows
We took some damage,
We killed some foes,
But we couldn’t stop the hag,
No matter what we tried
The drow released, the cave collapsed
With us all trapped inside.
Oh, Selicia
We completed your task,
There may have been some complications,
But We did as you asked
We climbed out of the rubble,
Beaten and bruised,
And after all this abuse,
We’ve come back to you,
Oh, Selicia,
Please be true.
But now All that remains of the prison ruins
Are some elvish documents and pictures of runes
My personal notes, and some hand-drawn maps.
Which aren’t of much use now that the cave’s collapsed,
(But they might be worth more now that they’re artifacts?)
If we had known,
There was a chance,
There would be dragons,
We would have asked for pay in advance
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